Can You Don't? | Guacamole. Sleeping Cows. Mixer. Hostage Situation.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 December 2023
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Have you ever been to a Christmas party that ended with everyone watching your boss plow his wife in front of everybody and vomit in your favorite guacamole bowl? Let's talk about that, hiding from the cops in a barn with a bunch of cows, wanting a lesser sentence for items you stole because they were on sale, how much money is really spent on Christmas related items each year, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Guacamole. Sleeping cows. Mixer. Hostage situation. |
| 0:23.0 | I like your hat. |
| 0:24.0 | Oh thanks, I like yours. |
| 0:25.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:26.0 | Look at our little Christmas. |
| 0:29.0 | The holiday display we got here in the middle of the table. |
| 0:32.0 | Is that like the Jesus setup? |
| 0:35.0 | Yeah, yeah, something like that. |
| 0:37.0 | I mean, you got Santa Claus holding a cat. |
| 0:40.0 | Who makes that? |
| 0:42.0 | My mom sent me that. |
| 0:43.0 | It came in a nice box because I saw you some Christmas stuff. |
| 0:46.0 | And that showed up. |
| 0:47.0 | It didn't come with batteries so I had to find my own triply batteries. |
| 0:50.0 | First of all, thanks mom. |
| 0:51.0 | You know what? I bet you they come from like QVC or something. |
| 0:54.0 | Because I've never seen those in a store. |
| 0:56.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:57.0 | But like my mom has them. |
| 0:58.0 | Gear mom has them. |
| 0:59.0 | My mother and I have them. |
| 1:01.0 | They just have them. |
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