Can You Don't? | Spray Tan. Ratchet Strap. Drywall. I'mBleedingOut.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 December 2023
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
Here's the situation. Your car has just been stolen and it sucks. Added bummer... your child was inside that car. Triple dummer, Volkswagen won't track the car because you haven't signed up for their tracking service. Let's talk about that, pounding Hulk Hogan's spray tanned vajay, your husband refusing to park his big-ass truck outside the garage, not getting mad in traffic because of some concerning bumperstickers, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Spray tan, ratchet strap, drywall. I'm bleeding out. |
| 0:24.0 | I wanted to... I don't have my gloves on yet because I want you to see them going on. |
| 0:28.0 | Oh. It's like watching you slip into something more comfortable. |
| 0:32.0 | Yeah. I love how you have to do this too. |
| 0:36.0 | Can you imagine? You can't just put them on. |
| 0:38.0 | Let me try it. Let me try to just slide them on. |
| 0:40.0 | Put them on without pulling extra. |
| 0:42.0 | No. |
| 0:44.0 | You can, I guess. |
| 0:46.0 | You need to squeeze the fingers. |
| 0:48.0 | You got to really get it down there. |
| 0:50.0 | This is great TV for those listening. |
| 0:52.0 | They love it. |
| 0:54.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:56.0 | Did you know that we have over 6 million hours of content? |
| 0:58.0 | That's what I've heard. |
| 1:00.0 | 6 million. Just bonus. |
| 1:04.0 | Did you know that? |
| 1:06.0 | So what are we talking like 15 million of regular? |
| 1:08.0 | Yeah. So I'm like that. |
| 1:10.0 | At least, that's at least 17 trillion football fields. |
| 1:12.0 | We're watching this. |
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