Can You Don't? | Hail Mary. Batteries. Chips. Dog Bowl.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 25 January 2023
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Is there any amount of money you would accept in exchange for having birds constantly try to land on you? Let's talk about that, Bryan's dad hiding batteries everywhere he possibly could, Joe's dad making the entire family sleep outside in the winter, hiding snacks from your partner, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Hail Mary, Batteries, Chips, Dogbowl. |
| 0:22.0 | Let's make some magic, Joe. |
| 0:23.0 | Magic top, baby. |
| 0:24.0 | Maybe Johnson number 32. |
| 0:26.0 | I've seen. |
| 0:28.0 | Right. |
| 0:29.0 | I've seen a lot. |
| 0:30.0 | What do I, what, I mean, do you, does it bother you? |
| 0:33.0 | This is way off of track of what? |
| 0:35.0 | Are you having a stroke? |
| 0:38.0 | Listen. |
| 0:41.0 | No, I, well, I'm on a bunch of fucking medication right now |
| 0:44.0 | because I have a splitting headache. |
| 0:45.0 | So I'm trying my best. |
| 0:46.0 | But I've seen, does it bother you as much as it bothers me? |
| 0:48.0 | When people do like this comparison with sports, |
| 0:50.0 | we have a modern player and then compare it to someone |
| 0:53.0 | that played fucking LeBron and Jordan. |
| 0:54.0 | 30 years ago. |
| 0:55.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:56.0 | It's like, what? |
| 0:57.0 | Like, it's not even, it's just different people, different thing. |
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