Can You Don't? | Juice Cleanse. Tampon. Fork. Unicycle.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 18 January 2023
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Can you ride a unicycle? If yes, would you consider riding it over 1,800 miles along the entire eastern seaboard?! Let's talk about that, fishing for things inside your vagina, tying tiny backpacks full of meth to pigeons attempting to smuggle drugs into prison, one of the weirdest cashier experiences of all time, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Choose cleanse, tampon, fork, unicycle. |
| 0:22.0 | Three? |
| 0:24.0 | One! |
| 0:26.0 | Thirty-one. |
| 0:27.0 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:28.0 | Sorry. |
| 0:29.0 | I didn't want to... |
| 0:30.0 | I know that was complex to squish the numbers together. |
| 0:32.0 | I'm sure if you were going to count down three, two, one. |
| 0:34.0 | Let's go. |
| 0:35.0 | And then thirty-one. |
| 0:36.0 | I was just standing waiting like, you just kept two. |
| 0:38.0 | You were just thinking, what'd you do? |
| 0:39.0 | How'd you do this to us? |
| 0:41.0 | At episode thirty-one of Can You Don't? |
| 0:43.0 | You were trying to jump around. |
| 0:44.0 | Would you do if I just talked like this the whole time? |
| 0:46.0 | Um, call you Trev. |
| 0:48.0 | Do you ever hear people who are just talking and like, |
| 0:51.0 | and they're throwing? |
| 0:52.0 | And you wanted... |
| 0:53.0 | You wanted murder. |
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