Can You Don't? | Hand Lick. Sex Worker. Liver. Butter.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 July 2024
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Would you like to round-up to 9 butters today? Don't worry... if that made sense to you before hearing today's episode, that would be extra concerning. Let's talk about that, licking random stranger's hands before every handshake, the ugliest goat you will ever see, dropping your phone while trying to put on a new screen protecter, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Handlick, sex worker, liver, butter. Good observation Brian. Brian. |
| 0:13.0 | Yeah, we're just one. We're one. Good observation Brian. Brian. |
| 0:23.0 | Yeah, we were watching a little intro. |
| 0:26.0 | I was like, I'm wearing the same shirt. |
| 0:27.0 | I don't think I've watched it in a long time. |
| 0:29.0 | I know that's why. |
| 0:30.0 | There's kind of staring at it. |
| 0:32.0 | Wow. Look how young and dumb and full come. Yeah. You |
| 0:36.3 | looking good it. Yeah. Oh so many guys I used to work with that used to say that |
| 0:40.3 | God. I remember when I was young, I'm full of gum. |
| 0:43.1 | Like, dude, drinking rum, squeezing bum. |
| 0:44.9 | Squeezing bum. |
| 0:45.8 | We're sitting at a, we're sitting at a fucking restaurant. |
| 0:48.4 | When you guys are saying, I'm like, Jesus Christ. |
| 0:51.0 | Scaring the waitress off. |
| 0:52.2 | God, I'm never going to come. |
| 0:55.0 | I was hearing the waitress. |
| 0:56.0 | Up there taking a pee and you didn't flush your shit. |
| 0:59.0 | I didn't? |
| 1:00.0 | Oh, that's disgusting. |
| 1:01.0 | I walked right in there and it was just like black tar |
| 1:03.0 | sorry about that shit anyway because he's been sick so sick and we're |
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