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Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2024

⏱️ 100 minutes

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What's the most amount of money you have ever blown on a carnival game? Could you imagine that number being YOUR ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS?! Let's talk about that, super neat facts about sex, an edible drone blowing your cover during war, having huge eyeballs the older you get, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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0:00.0	Tax Fraud. Jugs of Fun. Columbia. Lockbox. You always had a realization.
0:14.0	What? Joe always had a realization.
0:24.0	What?
0:25.0	I was going to say episode 106 and then I was going to think who Jersey is that because I haven't done that in a while.
0:30.0	But I realized that can't.
0:32.0	There's no one with a hundred six. No I haven't said a long time and it hadn't even
0:36.4	crossed my mind till right now. I know I think the the Jersey references for episode numbers are
0:40.9	Yeah, they're gone they're gone I said some because Joe's basically dead. He's sick, so I got to kind of carry this thing.
0:48.0	You have to please. I don't even like it's COVID flu. I haven't gotten tested for either but it's been a miserable
0:56.3	like three four days you just get checked that way you know what it is
1:00.0	because it doesn't matter it's viral like it's been body aches and they can't do shit for viral stuff besides give you
1:06.9	The pat on the button. You take two of these good luck get out of here. Are we sick in my towel? What?
1:13.0	What the hell was that?
1:15.0	I did a jar jar jar for the most random reason of all time.
1:19.0	Oh, I guess that was kind of jar jar.
1:20.0	It sounds like something.
1:21.0	Oh, there it is. That's better.
1:23.0	No, I've been very sick. Like just try getting out of bed to get water has been a problem.
1:30.3	You should have seen him signing cards today.
1:32.0	Oh, man, I'm so sorry for a mess.
1:34.0	Hey, let's take that segue though.
1:36.0	Do you want, yeah, do you want, uh, wait, segue to what?
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