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Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 14 August 2024
⏱️ 88 minutes
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How much do you love fruit? What if fruit could talk and tell you cool little secrets? Would you spend the next year of your life listening to random fruit in hopes that you get some life changing secrets? Let's talk about that, vibrating to the winner's circle, using geometry that involves your dong to win the Olympics, smoking a cigarette while sucking gas out of a muffin mobile, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Horrible, slap, sucking gas, hanky-panky. You're excited. |
| 0:13.0 | You're excited. |
| 0:23.0 | Jack. Check out these nipples. |
| 0:26.0 | Do those things. |
| 0:28.0 | Key cars? |
| 0:30.0 | I mean that's crazy. |
| 0:31.0 | It kind of looks like, uh, yeah, I mean, you look like you look ripped right now. |
| 0:35.2 | I mean, it's like, G.I. Joe. Like, I look like a flabby piece of shit and then |
| 0:40.9 | pork shop sandwiches you look ripped |
| 0:43.2 | you guys shred well thank you but I'm not |
| 0:45.3 | uh you guys remember those old GI Joe commercials and then someone went back and |
| 0:50.4 | overdub stuff on them. Pork shop sandwiches. |
| 0:53.6 | Oh, no? |
| 0:55.8 | Nothing? |
| 0:56.8 | I think so. |
| 0:57.8 | I remember watching I want E-Bam's world. |
| 0:58.8 | Remember that one? |
| 0:59.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:00.8 | Anyway, grabbing your knee, what's going on over there? |
| 1:03.0 | Right before we start, you're stretching your knee out and... |
| 1:05.0 | My whole body fucking hurts. |
| 1:07.0 | What'd you do? |
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