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Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

Scared To Death, Insane People, Is We Dumb, Bryan Albrandt, Comedy Podcast, Sexual Fantasy, Funniest, Bad Magic Productions, New, Arts, Stupid Criminals, Funny, Improv, Tiktok, Paisley Productions, Comedy, Trending, Viral Videos, Dan Cummins, Timesuck, Insane, Joe Paisley, Can You Dont

4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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If every time you climaxed someone relate to you magically appeared in your room, would you still masturbate? Let's talk about that, robot cars losing their goddamn minds, Joe getting a comb flapped against his forehead while getting a haircut, a badass little kid saving his family during a tornado storm, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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0:31.1	Golf cart, bubble, insurance, tiny bed. Fuck. Fok.
0:54.0	That's a good way to start.
0:57.0	God damn.
0:58.0	Tired.
1:00.0	You at COVID.
1:01.0	Yeah.
1:02.0	I have COVID. Yeah. You have COVID. Yeah, I have COVID. Yeah, you have COVID. Work and life stress attacked me last night. So literally
1:10.7	zero, zero minutes. You didn't say what, uh what why you didn't sleep.
1:14.0	Just had to do some work and then stress about doing work and waking up and doing work.
1:17.4	Like life work?
1:18.4	I don't know.
1:19.4	You know how it is.
1:20.4	Like relationship work?
1:21.4	And then before I knew it, the fucking sun up and then you know you get really really tired and your brain gets that weird buzz and then you can't fall asleep because you're too tired.
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