Can You Don't? | Janitor. String Cheese. Umpire. Star Wipe.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 5 July 2023
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Have you ever been watching porn, had something catch you off guard, and then just end up laughing instead of finishing? Joe will explain. Let's talk about that, a drunk magician who just pisses all over a stranger, Bryan not being sure what cheddar cheese looks, Lance Armstrong hanging a pair of balls off his bike, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Janitor, string cheese, umpire, star wipe |
| 0:22.0 | Wow! What a hole! |
| 0:25.0 | What? |
| 0:26.0 | Sorry, my brain always can be like |
| 0:28.0 | Wow! What a week! |
| 0:30.0 | But then I, but then home alone |
| 0:32.0 | Snuck in. |
| 0:33.0 | Put a hole? |
| 0:34.0 | Oh man |
| 0:35.0 | Get home alone |
| 0:36.0 | When Marve falls through the floor |
| 0:39.0 | And he's looking up through the |
| 0:41.0 | Oh, you're talking about home alone too |
| 0:43.0 | Sorry |
| 0:44.0 | You always quote too |
| 0:45.0 | I know one more |
| 0:47.0 | He falls through and he goes |
| 0:49.0 | Wow! What a hole! |
| 0:52.0 | So when I was thinking wow what a week |
| 0:55.0 | Marve was like no you're just saying this now |
| 0:57.0 | If you mentioned if you quoted number one |
| 0:59.0 | I would have got it right away |
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