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Can You Don't?

Can You Don't? | Janitor. String Cheese. Umpire. Star Wipe.

Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

Scared To Death, Insane People, Is We Dumb, Bryan Albrandt, Comedy Podcast, Sexual Fantasy, Funniest, Bad Magic Productions, New, Arts, Stupid Criminals, Funny, Improv, Tiktok, Paisley Productions, Comedy, Trending, Viral Videos, Dan Cummins, Timesuck, Insane, Joe Paisley, Can You Dont

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Have you ever been watching porn, had something catch you off guard, and then just end up laughing instead of finishing? Joe will explain. Let's talk about that, a drunk magician who just pisses all over a stranger, Bryan not being sure what cheddar cheese looks, Lance Armstrong hanging a pair of balls off his bike, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Janitor, string cheese, umpire, star wipe

0:22.0

Wow! What a hole!

0:25.0

What?

0:26.0

Sorry, my brain always can be like

0:28.0

Wow! What a week!

0:30.0

But then I, but then home alone

0:32.0

Snuck in.

0:33.0

Put a hole?

0:34.0

Oh man

0:35.0

Get home alone

0:36.0

When Marve falls through the floor

0:39.0

And he's looking up through the

0:41.0

Oh, you're talking about home alone too

0:43.0

Sorry

0:44.0

You always quote too

0:45.0

I know one more

0:47.0

He falls through and he goes

0:49.0

Wow! What a hole!

0:52.0

So when I was thinking wow what a week

0:55.0

Marve was like no you're just saying this now

0:57.0

If you mentioned if you quoted number one

0:59.0

I would have got it right away

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