Can You Don't? | Kirby. WaveRunner. Teddy Bear. Plastic Chair.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 12 July 2023
⏱️ 81 minutes
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What would you do if you were robbed at gunpoint... but then the robber made you friend request him on Facebook because you were too pretty to rob? Yep... that happened. Let's talk about that, celebrate a whole month of Uncle Zaq sleeping on the couch in the CYD basement, tossing a 3 year old in jail for peeing his pants, medicine that can help you grow teeth, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Kirby, Wave Runner, Teddy Bear, Plastic Chair |
| 0:22.0 | Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls |
| 0:24.0 | Welcome to Can You Down Episode 56 |
| 0:27.0 | Children of all Asians |
| 0:29.0 | Hey Zachi |
| 0:31.0 | We're celebrating one month of B |
| 0:33.0 | Yay, one month of Uncle Zach on the couch |
| 0:36.0 | On the couch |
| 0:38.0 | It's a nice couch |
| 0:39.0 | I just picture them like piss in a bucket |
| 0:41.0 | Yeah, it's my bucket |
| 0:43.0 | We don't let them upstairs so he pees in a bucket |
| 0:45.0 | No, he just like you know scares the kids |
| 0:47.0 | Yeah, but it's not about your personality, it's just your size |
| 0:49.0 | Like you are a terrifyingly huge man |
| 0:51.0 | I do like to yell at children though too |
| 0:53.0 | Yes, that's true |
| 0:55.0 | But we're happy to have you Uncle Zach |
| 0:56.0 | Happy B here |
| 0:57.0 | One month |
| 0:59.0 | Feels like eternity to me |
| 1:00.0 | It actually feels like it's been a little bit longer than that |
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