Can You Don't? | Ladder. Toes. Free Chicken. Nips.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2024
⏱️ 93 minutes
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What did the guy who got his dong chopped off by his wife get for his birthday?! He was given an appointment to get all his toes chopped off too! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! Let's talk about that, blowing your load in a birdhouse per your partner's request, passing out while washing your pants in the sink, Joe going on a HOT AIR BALLOON RIDE, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Later, Tose, Free Chicken, Nips. Brian Allbrandt |
| 0:23.0 | Brandt Joe Paisley. I would like to start episode 97 |
| 0:29.0 | with an apology. |
| 0:30.0 | Uh-oh. |
| 0:31.0 | Okay. |
| 0:32.0 | What did you do? It's not for you. Oh, so calm down. I will never apologize for that. |
| 0:38.2 | Come on, I'm still waiting for it. I will never. You liked it and you know it. |
| 0:41.5 | I know so remember a handful of episodes back |
| 0:46.6 | When I was really going after people that were excited about the McDonald's bagel breakfast sandwich coming back? |
| 0:53.3 | I do remember that. |
| 0:54.1 | Finally? |
| 0:54.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:55.9 | Oh, it's finally back baby. |
| 0:56.5 | Finally back. |
| 0:57.5 | And there's some people like, no, it's good man, I'm pumped. |
| 1:00.6 | Like there's a lot of emails being like, have you fucking even had it? Do you even know what there's a lot of emails to be even like have you |
| 1:02.6 | fucking even had it? Do you even know what it's about? Is it still back or is it |
| 1:06.8 | gone again? Beats me. I don't know. I've been following the McDonald's |
| 1:12.2 | bagel breakfast sandwich that closely. |
| 1:13.8 | I heard a commercial for it on the radio yesterday. |
| 1:16.1 | So it must be back. |
| 1:17.1 | It's still there. |
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