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Can You Don't?

Can You Don't? | Life Preserver. DVD. Lawn Mower. 9:30pm.

Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

Scared To Death, Insane People, Is We Dumb, Bryan Albrandt, Comedy Podcast, Sexual Fantasy, Funniest, Bad Magic Productions, New, Arts, Stupid Criminals, Funny, Improv, Tiktok, Paisley Productions, Comedy, Trending, Viral Videos, Dan Cummins, Timesuck, Insane, Joe Paisley, Can You Dont

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2023

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Remember that one time you were taking a dump and your girlfriend's younger brother came into the bathroom, didn't know you were in there, and started jerking off in the shower while saying his own sister's name? It's a tale as old as time. Let's talk about that, waking up to watch I Love Lucy, sniffing your own ear wax, being addicted to stealing life preservers from airplanes, and more on today's episode of Can you Don't?!


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Life Preserver, DVD, Longmoor, 9.30 p.m.

0:23.0

I'm not wearing any underwear!

0:25.0

You either?

0:26.0

No, no, I'll explain.

0:27.0

Yeah.

0:29.0

Look at how short the shorts are.

0:31.0

I'm glad I wore the underwear.

0:32.0

My balls would be hanging out.

0:34.0

I wouldn't want to...

0:35.0

That's out there hooting and hollering.

0:38.0

Yeah, what the hell you at?

0:40.0

Slowly throughout the video version.

0:42.0

It's nobody.

0:43.0

It just zooms in closer and closer

0:45.0

until it's just your nuts.

0:46.0

Mm-hmm.

0:47.0

They're like, whoa.

0:48.0

I guess they quit.

0:49.0

I guess we're retiring.

0:50.0

Yeah, Google lead-in.

0:51.0

Yeah, oh yeah.

0:52.0

Nice transition.

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