Can You Don't? | Life Preserver. DVD. Lawn Mower. 9:30pm.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 September 2023
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
Remember that one time you were taking a dump and your girlfriend's younger brother came into the bathroom, didn't know you were in there, and started jerking off in the shower while saying his own sister's name? It's a tale as old as time. Let's talk about that, waking up to watch I Love Lucy, sniffing your own ear wax, being addicted to stealing life preservers from airplanes, and more on today's episode of Can you Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Life Preserver, DVD, Longmoor, 9.30 p.m. |
| 0:23.0 | I'm not wearing any underwear! |
| 0:25.0 | You either? |
| 0:26.0 | No, no, I'll explain. |
| 0:27.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:29.0 | Look at how short the shorts are. |
| 0:31.0 | I'm glad I wore the underwear. |
| 0:32.0 | My balls would be hanging out. |
| 0:34.0 | I wouldn't want to... |
| 0:35.0 | That's out there hooting and hollering. |
| 0:38.0 | Yeah, what the hell you at? |
| 0:40.0 | Slowly throughout the video version. |
| 0:42.0 | It's nobody. |
| 0:43.0 | It just zooms in closer and closer |
| 0:45.0 | until it's just your nuts. |
| 0:46.0 | Mm-hmm. |
| 0:47.0 | They're like, whoa. |
| 0:48.0 | I guess they quit. |
| 0:49.0 | I guess we're retiring. |
| 0:50.0 | Yeah, Google lead-in. |
| 0:51.0 | Yeah, oh yeah. |
| 0:52.0 | Nice transition. |
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