Can You Don't? | Pancreas. Grasshoppers. Egg. Electrical Wire.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 September 2023
⏱️ 80 minutes
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If you were turned into an egg for one year, who would you trust to keep you safe in order to win a million dollars? Let's talk about that, getting a bunch of electrical wire stuck in your pee hole, the best ways to spend money, accidentally turning off your friend's pancreas, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Pencreas, Grasshoppers, Egg, Electrical Wire |
| 0:22.0 | Last one! |
| 0:26.0 | Probably a good thing because chickpeas getting touched in here |
| 0:29.0 | There's some weird, what it happens like, it's the ghost, it's the ghost |
| 0:34.0 | You know, if you know my ghost story, you know what the fuck I'm talking about |
| 0:37.0 | But yeah, last episode from this studio, our first studio, and we're moving on |
| 0:41.0 | I mean, the next one's pretty much going to be the same situation |
| 0:44.0 | I guess in a different location |
| 0:46.0 | It's at a beautiful downtown Cortalaine |
| 0:50.0 | It'll be not as beautiful as the city |
| 0:53.0 | Spokane, Washington |
| 0:55.0 | Right next to the warcing machine |
| 0:57.0 | Some places are beautiful in Spokane |
| 0:59.0 | There's some spots down by the river that are pretty nice |
| 1:02.0 | That's true, fine |
| 1:03.0 | We love our town dammit |
| 1:04.0 | I mean, I don't care |
| 1:06.0 | Not my hometown |
| 1:09.0 | I've always thought that's weird, it's like, oh, come on |
| 1:12.0 | This place sucks |
| 1:13.0 | You know what? |
| 1:14.0 | Dude, you didn't make it, you just happened to be born there, chill out |
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