Can You Don't? | Lunchbox. Perfect Crime. Mice. Dance Break.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 18 September 2024
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Sometimes it's not enough to simply jam a vegetable up your butthole. Sometimes you need to find a way to get a stranger's motor vehicle involved in the process. Let's talk about that, a kid accidentally breaking an ancient jar in a museum, saying some stupid shit while in bed, learning that talking about your "perfect crime" isn't a good idea, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:29.2 | without the ads. |
| 0:30.6 | Lunchbox Perfect Perfect crime. |
| 0:34.0 | Mice. Dance break. Fucking kids! |
| 0:44.0 | kids! |
| 0:54.0 | kids! |
| 0:55.0 | Not you guys. |
| 0:57.0 | Oh yeah, never. |
| 0:58.0 | Jesus! |
| 0:59.0 | We love all of our short, let's, let's, let's, let's, |
| 1:01.0 | preface it with that. |
| 1:02.0 | Yeah. And we'll talk about your Austin trip here in a second, |
| 1:05.0 | but as people know, we had to record a couple weeks in advance, |
| 1:08.0 | or a few weeks in advance, but a few weeks ago, |
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