Can You Don't? | Jaws of Life. Headlock. Crosswalk. Snake Poop.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 September 2024
⏱️ 87 minutes
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What would your reaction be if you were a firefighter and after saving a kid that was stuck in a swing, someone snuck up and stole your Jaws of Life machine? Let's talk about that, why no one seems to think there are any rules outside of grocery stores, being a complete dickhead to complete strangers ALL THE TIME, reading a book to a classroom while holding an autistic kid in a headlock, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Jaws of life, headlock, crosswalk, snake poop. Something you probably didn't know about me. |
| 0:25.0 | 117, that's my lucky number. |
| 0:27.0 | Is it? |
| 0:28.0 | No. |
| 0:29.0 | If you have a triple digit lucky number, |
| 0:32.0 | don't fuck yourself. |
| 0:33.3 | Does anybody, has anybody ever said their favorite number is a triple digit? |
| 0:36.7 | I mean, maybe you got a hundred ninety nine I've heard of. |
| 0:40.4 | Aaron Judge's number on you know. |
| 0:41.9 | He's tall. Yeah. Yeah. He's taller than his ass. of but he's gonna do it. Churne for him. Just imagine if we gave that guy a little steroids. |
| 0:54.0 | Just a bit. |
| 0:56.0 | Just a establish. |
| 0:57.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:58.0 | Just like slide it across the table and be like yours if you want it. |
| 1:00.0 | What's crazy is he doesn't need it. |
| 1:01.0 | Look at Mark McGuire how big he was. That's Aaron Judge. |
| 1:04.4 | Aaron Judge is like a foot taller. Yeah and he doesn't he's not, Aaron Judge |
| 1:08.8 | isn't bulk. He's just like a big dude. Doesn't look like an MLB Sega game? |
| 1:14.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:15.0 | Dude, I still see a clip of Mark McGuire up at the plate and Jose can Sego with that erratic |
| 1:20.0 | batting stance. |
| 1:22.0 | It's like they were a video game. Like the video game didn't |
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