Can You Don't? | Meatus Hole. Giant Cube. Cotton. Emergency Donuts.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 12 March 2025
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Bryan pissed the bed. Let's talk about that, trying to reason with criminals over splitting lottery winnings because they stole your credit card to buy said winning lottery ticket, an insane giant mega-cube that houses over 400,000 people, how Bryan actually pissed the bed, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Meet Us Hole, Giant Cube, Cotton, Emergency Donuts. |
| 0:06.0 | There's no possible way you guys could know this but did you guys know like up there on my |
| 0:29.1 | bucket list of things is to see active love oh yeah did you know that no but that I |
| 0:36.3 | you're like yeah no I fucking awesome I was like fuck when do we talk about that never but that but that You're like yeah I know I fucking do that |
| 0:38.1 | I was like fuck |
| 0:38.7 | When do we talk about that |
| 0:39.5 | Never |
| 0:40.0 | But that would be cool |
| 0:41.4 | You're gonna see some |
| 0:42.1 | I don't know |
| 0:44.3 | Dude dude dude |
| 0:45.0 | I know |
| 0:45.7 | I play that just for you buddy |
| 0:46.9 | All right |
| 0:47.8 | Going to Hawaii |
| 0:49.2 | Heading over there |
| 0:50.7 | Getting a little sunshine in |
| 0:52.1 | Turn this |
| 0:53.1 | Winter of Sadness around Heading over there, getting a little sunshine in, turn this winter of sadness around! |
| 0:56.1 | It's actually been kind of nice here. |
| 0:57.6 | Yeah, I know. |
| 0:59.1 | But it's the mentality part of it, you know. |
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