Can You Don't? | Oysters. High Knees. Bland. Goblin Crawl.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2025
⏱️ 82 minutes
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When you think of having the ideal birthday, I bet you picture that day involving cleaning up someone else's poop all day long, right? Perfect. Let's talk about that, hiding milk in your school's ceiling tiles, dirty talking during sex about mashed potatoes, where the f***k did the Moses Lake fountain go, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Oysters |
| 0:02.0 | High Knees |
| 0:03.0 | Bland |
| 0:04.0 | Goblin Craw |
| 0:05.0 | Hey Hey. |
| 0:22.6 | Hey. |
| 0:22.9 | Guess what I've got for you. |
| 0:24.5 | I'm what? |
| 0:25.1 | I've got a rotten sled update. |
| 0:27.7 | Whoa. |
| 0:28.3 | That's a throwback. |
| 0:30.0 | Found myself fucking around on Urban Dictionary. |
| 0:33.9 | And I went to decide to go check out Rotten Sled, which if you have no idea what we're talking about that, that was like one of the early, early episodes where we asked all the kids to come up with a urban dictionary term for rotten sled. |
| 0:46.2 | And it has 179 up votes and two down votes. |
| 0:49.8 | Who would downvote that? |
| 0:50.9 | I guess, I mean, when you read the description, I'm guessing that's why I downvote. |
| 0:55.3 | Because it's the rotten tampon that you pull out that had a little white part to look |
| 0:58.9 | like a rotten sled. |
| 0:59.7 | Yeah, I get what it is. |
| 1:01.4 | But why would you downvote that? |
| 1:03.1 | I think that. |
| 1:03.9 | They read and they're like, I can't come to this. |
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