Can You Don't? | Payphone. Sex Dream. Nut. Glass Bong.

Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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We learn a new life lesson today everyone! If you have a severe nut allergy, don't let someone nut inside you because if that someone ate nuts, that nut contain nuts. That's nuts! Let's talk about that, a payphone that only plays fucking bird sounds, having someone drink whiskey off your knockers then piss their bed, telling your boss you had sex with them in your dream last night, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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0:00.0	Payphone, sex dream, nut, glass bong.
0:05.0	Don't tell anybody, Zach sleeping. Don't tell anybody.
0:22.4	Zach's sleeping.
0:24.4	Don't tell him.
0:25.5	Oh.
0:25.8	Don't tell the babysitter's dead.
0:27.1	Don't tell mom the babysitter sleeping?
0:30.2	So I don't know.
0:31.0	Don't tell mom the babysitter.
0:32.5	Take it enough.
0:33.3	Zach's been awake all night and all day.
0:35.7	He's hanging in there.
0:36.8	Good job, Zach.
0:38.9	A lot of content.
0:40.1	Yeah, a lot of content this week.
0:41.4	Uncle's are better.
0:42.1	A lot of commie content.
0:43.7	There was some even, yeah.
0:46.0	Uncles are better when they're a little sleepy.
0:48.1	Oh, yeah.
0:48.8	All the good stuff comes out.
0:50.5	I'm tired, uncy.
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