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Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Would you ruin someone's life anonymously in order to avoid embarrassing yourself in front of over 120 million people? Let's talk about that, yanking the driver's steering wheel to avoid a potential bad situation, letting all the prisoners out so they can go celebrate the new year, ending a relationship over how they cook hamburgers, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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0:00.0	Garbage. Cheek code. Bolt. Steering wheel.
0:23.1	Nice. What?
0:24.9	I made the noise, but I thought, or I was trying to make the noise, but I thought you did it.
0:28.9	And then you started talking, I'm like, wait, that's me making the noise.
0:31.2	You're the one that you accidentally made the noise and I didn't know you're making it.
0:34.4	I knew I did. I didn't realize it was that loud.
0:36.6	Reminds me of the elephant, doesn't it? No.. You're like, you want to hear what an elephant sounds like?
0:41.2	Oh yeah. And then I had to do it for you. God, you've gotten better over the years.
0:46.8	Only took 135 episodes. Finally perfected the elephant. I think I was actually better before then.
0:51.9	I just couldn't do it on the spot.
0:54.9	Like reading.
0:55.6	Yeah.
0:56.5	Sorry.
1:00.2	I spent some time over in Seattle ahead of recording this. You watched me get out of the Uber.
1:02.5	Yes.
1:03.0	To come into the studio to record today.
1:04.9	I had a very interesting start of the day.
1:07.7	I figured I'd share it with you guys.
1:10.7	Staying at an Airbnb over there and was
1:13.7	taking the trash out, being nice and getting the trash out of the Airbnb. And I was just walking
1:18.7	by and I saw a little something out of the corner of my eye in the lawn. And it was a whole pizza.
1:25.4	Mmm. Just a whole... No one... None eating?
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