Can You Don't? | Piranhas. Decapitation. Recliner. Anal Warrant.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 26 July 2023
⏱️ 74 minutes
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If you filled an entire swimming pool with used condoms, would you sink to the bottom or just kinda sit on top? Let's talk about that, having to get a search warrant to do a cavity search, doctors being able to reattach a kid's head, baboons stealing chips from a gas station, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | For honest, decapitation, recliner, anal warrant. |
| 0:22.5 | 5-8. |
| 0:23.5 | You try to know you're trying to figure the truth, aren't you? |
| 0:26.0 | No, nothing's coming to mind. |
| 0:29.0 | If you think it's something, be sure to let us know. |
| 0:34.0 | Usually one just pops in my brain. |
| 0:36.0 | It's gonna be a seahawk. |
| 0:38.0 | Yeah, linebacker. |
| 0:40.0 | Before we get into the show, I do want to make a quick little mention of how many people wrote in about being so excited about how mad you were last week. |
| 0:49.0 | Talking about people stopping in the middle of the fucking walkway. |
| 0:52.0 | I said it when we were recording, I've never seen you that fired up before. |
| 0:56.0 | I'm here for it. |
| 0:58.0 | So is anything else going on? |
| 1:00.0 | You really, really got to get going on. |
| 1:03.0 | You just let us know. |
| 1:04.0 | Okay. |
| 1:05.0 | Because it's good for ratings at this point. |
| 1:06.0 | Your blood pressure. |
| 1:07.0 | Amazing. |
| 1:08.0 | It's mostly, it's just that. |
| 1:10.0 | Like it happened to get on the freeway today. |
| 1:12.0 | Yeah. |
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