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Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2023

⏱️ 80 minutes

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How annoying is it when people stop to chat in the middle of a busy walkway, clogging everything up for everyone? Bryan get's super fired up. Let's talk about that, no one caring that you're trying to rob them, having to live full time inside a strip club, getting offered a blowjob while taking a massive dump at a rest area, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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0:00.0	Fingerguns, revenge, pork, rest area.
0:22.7	Joe, I feel like this should be your favorite show ever.
0:25.6	Catch up!
0:26.6	Yes.
0:27.6	Mine's 57.
0:28.6	But they also make mustard.
0:31.6	Oh, that's terrible.
0:33.6	So you love catching up and you hate mustard.
0:35.6	Yeah.
0:36.6	How do you get through a barbecue?
0:37.6	I don't go.
0:39.6	I've been invited years.
0:41.6	That's true.
0:42.6	Because every time I go, it's just a disaster.
0:44.6	No one ever knows what condiments to put out.
0:46.6	Joe's coming.
0:47.6	They're nervous, like an abusive father coming home.
0:50.6	Is Joe coming?
0:51.6	Shit.
0:52.6	Fucking like sliding condiments.
0:53.6	What is he like?
0:54.6	I don't know.
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