Sacramento. Camping. Free throw. Cheekin' blood.

Fresh off a couple of vacations. Feelin' nice. Feelin' weird to be back. Feelin' weird to be back in the woods.

What is this called a man cave? What is this? More like a dungeon. A daddy cave. Daddy cave. That sounds illegal. There's not enough leather in here though. These gloves don't make up enough leather. No, I need this. I need some pants. I'm gonna need some chaps and a whip. We need to buy a couple cows.

If this is gonna be a fucking daddy cave, the whole place gotta smell like some leather.

Hey, I have a quick question for you, Anzac. You guys know what a Borg is? Cause I just learned about this. You know what a cyborg is.

You know what a cyborg is, but just a Borg. No. Citrus. It means Star Trek.

Now I'm forgetting what it stands for. Bligerent something rage gallon. I gotta look it up. It's an acronym for something.

You just asked us a question. You don't know the answer. I do know. I do know what it is. Blackout rage gallon. Blackout rage gallon.

So this is what people are doin' now. The younger kids. The lads. The new generation. They're makin' basically jungle juice.

And then they just walk around parties with it in a gallon of milk carton. And then just that's what they drink out of. They drink the whole thing and they block out. That would be a bad idea.

It sounds like a really bad idea. It also sounds like something I would have done. It sounds like King Kong just like getting hammered and destroying the city.

We had the friends that would show up to parties and maybe drink and jungle juice out of a gasoline can. Yeah, those people. I had a lot of those in college.

No, just look, look, look. It's like a weird place. I thought we did weird shit, but apparently not. Blackout rage gallon. It's all the craze, everyone.

All right. How was your vacation? Where'd you go? What'd you do? How's it up there? Pretty slick. Out there.

Not fishing. Covered that. You don't like it. Well, my son wanted to fish, so we took a couple of times. But the whole time, like, you sure you don't want to go do something else?

He's like, no, I want to catch a fish. I'm like, probably not gonna. Yeah, like that's, I mean, you've been trying, buddy. I mean, I'm having a lot of fun.

Getting your fucking fishing lure out of the seaweed every time you cast it. But I remember when I go with my dad, he would just be like, I'd be waiting for him to go.

What do you think? Is that about it? So now I was doing the same thing with my son who wanted to be there. I'm like, what do you think?

Man, I'm feeling swimming or something. I'm feeling exhausted. I'll do anything else. You know, it's more fun than catching a fish, being a fish. Let's go swimming. Let's go swimming.

Let's get out there, buddy, because it was hot just standing in there. Like dude, noon isn't a good time to go fishing. Hopefully, hopefully a little relaxing for you.

It was a nice thing. It was real relaxing. And then I got back here and then I'm driving here and guess what? Traffic. I was relaxed for 10 days, came back fuming when I got here.

Immediately. That happens. All lanes. We're all going the same speed. You know, classic fucking. That doesn't happen out of free slick camping. Yeah, they're not out there. No, no, there's no traffic jams with fish and lawn chairs. Is there? No.

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