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🗓️ 23 August 2023
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How funny is the world going to look when everyone is aloud to own and operate their own jetpacks? Let's talk about that, leaving your family because they don't know how to use a trashcan, promotional events that completely backfired, tugging on your dong while running a marathon, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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0:00.0 | Weakfield, Campground, Donuts, Kitchen Sync |
0:23.0 | Emerson Hancock, Hancock |
0:27.0 | No. That's No. 63, 62. No, we're 62. Yeah, one episode. What's happened? You at what? I'm in the future, baby. Sorry. Well, the future looks bright for Emerson Hancock. |
0:39.0 | Who's Mr. Hancock? He's on top pitching prospects for the Mariners. He's in the show now. Okay. He's in there. Yeah. |
0:47.0 | Man, it's so far. The time we record this. I don't I guess found myself in front of a bunch of Mariners games over the past week and what the fuck? |
0:55.0 | Were they playing Kansas City? It was a mess. They got they got that last one. Well, they just as we were just ended three minutes ago. They won. Okay. I'm sick of off the royals of seven to nothing and then losing the ninth inning. |
1:11.0 | Well, no, losing the 10th or 11th. They lost on the ninth of the bond. So that's one and they've been losing in the next round. Okay. Stop talking about the Mariners. Yeah, Zach. Are they still over 500? |
1:21.0 | Yes, they're 10, 11, 12, 11 games over 500. At the time of recording. They could be fine. They could be right back to 500 by the time we get done. |
1:31.0 | Yeah, thanks to everybody who supports some patreon. All you silly geese part of the gag. Love that. You get the additional content on the back end of every episode. |
1:39.0 | If you do support us on patreon, you'll find a link in the episode description. Send content in all the content every single one. Every bit of it. All of it. |
1:47.0 | Whether it's on any social media, a petty beef, an article you find, hey guys, it can you don't podcast.com. And then I'm very excited about a new segment. |
1:57.0 | Oh, yeah, it's not on today's show, but it's on next week's show. And we're getting Mr. Mr. Uncle Zach in here. |
2:05.0 | Oh, well, good lord. That is good. Not as good as it was an intentional. |
2:11.0 | Oh, you ejaculating kind of ejaculating. Still got the name of the show ejaculation or not to show the segment. |
2:21.0 | Just reading the whole podcast to exaculation station. No, but it's going to go exaculation station. |
2:29.0 | Is that a come rag? That's a new sky cash show, I think. Yeah. No, but it's going to be called lap time. We actually we have the intro already done. |
2:37.0 | We want to just play it. Not doing the segment this week, but Zach just play the thing. |
2:41.0 | Hey little chitrens. Why don't you come take the seat on Uncle Zach? He's laughing. |
2:47.0 | Gather around boys and girls. It's lap time with Uncle Zach. |
2:52.0 | So that might lap your little shits. That's pretty creepy. So that might have little shits. I get to be the creepy uncle. That's awesome. |
2:59.0 | That's the goal, baby. Happy to help. And it's just going to cover all the things. I mean, we don't we have no idea what Uncle Zach is going to bring in. |
3:06.0 | When we have lap time, whatever it is, just know what's going to be. |
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