Can You Don't? | Sandpaper. Peaches. Porch. Roofing Tarp.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 30 August 2023
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Have you ever been driving by someone's house, thought they had a nice porch, and then decided to just take their entire porch home with you? Let's talk about that, getting butt-blasted by the nicest man with an advent calendar, how many people do you actually care about in your life, getting COVID for the third Goddamn time, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Sandpaper, peaches, porch, roofing tarp. |
| 0:22.0 | Hey, hmm, hey man, hey. |
| 0:26.0 | You like my mask? |
| 0:28.0 | Pretty hot. |
| 0:29.0 | Am I a frog? |
| 0:30.0 | So go ahead. |
| 0:31.0 | No, I didn't say it. |
| 0:32.0 | You just forget. |
| 0:33.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:34.0 | And you see someone in the mask and you're like, oh yeah, remember that. |
| 0:36.0 | I remember those years. |
| 0:37.0 | You guys look great. |
| 0:39.0 | Wonderful years in my life. |
| 0:40.0 | Thanks, Zach. |
| 0:41.0 | Am I a COVID magnet? |
| 0:43.0 | Like, what the fuck is... |
| 0:44.0 | I think I've gotten all three. |
| 0:46.0 | I've got this in the third time. |
| 0:47.0 | 3.0. |
| 0:48.0 | 3.0. |
| 0:49.0 | I'm a 3.0. |
| 0:50.0 | Yeah, I'm fucking a bat in a thousand. |
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