Can You Don't? | Sawdust. Kitchen Knife. Cat Tail. Fallacy.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 31 January 2024
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Did you know that we used to have mouse traps that were loaded with gunpowder and would literally blast mice in the face? Let's talk about that, sneaking crazy ass things into people's food just for funzzies, opening a shocker of a gift while on a Tinder date, Joe catching some dude beating off in the casino bathroom, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Sawdust, kitchen knife, cattail, fallacy. I'm Joe Paisley. |
| 0:24.0 | Well we haven't said our names all the time. |
| 0:26.0 | God Albright, Albright, yeah. |
| 0:27.0 | You can't say it like that after I said it like that. |
| 0:30.0 | It feels very egotistical. |
| 0:32.0 | I said it is. I'm Brian Albright. |
| 0:33.9 | I don't like saying my own name. |
| 0:35.2 | From beautiful. |
| 0:36.4 | How about I say you're Joe Paisley |
| 0:38.3 | and you say my name? |
| 0:39.0 | That makes it feel more comfortable. |
| 0:40.4 | Let's do it again. |
| 0:41.4 | Go here's Joe Paisley with Brian Albriands. It's such a lame name. Which one? Mine. It's so boring. You got |
| 0:49.3 | anal in the middle. I do remember and a lot of people comment on that |
| 0:52.5 | in a while we've talked about that but you put Boy in and all |
| 0:55.2 | brand you squish them together with no space and just brain all mhm I used to use |
| 0:59.6 | that in my videos yeah you did what happened got scared? No I just every video I put out had |
| 1:06.0 | anal in front of it and like not everyone's an ass man yeah yeah well just |
| 1:10.6 | mostly because the censorship. |
| 1:14.1 | Yeah, yeah, got a little worried. |
| 1:16.1 | Same reason I don't put like just fucking gum bucket in the title of our episodes. |
| 1:20.0 | Right, yeah. |
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