Can You Don't? | Lumber. Newspaper. Facebook. Sex On Me.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 7 February 2024
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Why isn't there a store on the planet where it's socially acceptable to just yell out the item you can't locate? Why must we wondering around until we see an employee in a nicely colored vest? Let's talk about that, chain smoking cigarettes while running a marathon, a disagreement in the family about posting family photos on social media, maybe the greatest/worst song ever written which includes maybe the greatest/worst drum fill ever written, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Lumber, newspaper, Facebook, sex on me. I think we got to just cut this |
| 0:25.0 | cut the show right off the menu Brian. |
| 0:27.0 | Yeah, I got 86 it. |
| 0:28.0 | 86 it. |
| 0:30.0 | Is that like cool police talk? |
| 0:32.0 | No, that's... Chef Talk. |
| 0:34.0 | There's no police involved in an 86? |
| 0:37.0 | God damn it. |
| 0:38.0 | I forgot to put my gloves on. |
| 0:40.0 | I guess... |
| 0:41.0 | I don't know, is that a police... |
| 0:42.0 | Is that a police? There's got to be a police call 86 them or whatever no |
| 0:47.8 | 1-87 is what you're thinking murder oh right murder is the case they... It's like when there's been a |
| 0:54.5 | murder they say there's been a one-eight seven, one-eight seven, yeah. Yeah, there was a |
| 0:57.4 | movie called one-eight seven with Samuel Jackson back and then... Is that Ice Cube? |
| 1:00.9 | one-eightucking cop? |
| 1:03.0 | One eight, no that's fucking sublime dude. |
| 1:05.0 | Oh yeah. |
| 1:06.0 | One eight seven on a mother. |
| 1:08.0 | Why do I hear it in ice cube's voice? |
| 1:10.0 | That's fuck the police. |
| 1:11.0 | Yeah, I guess it's all mushed up today. Oh well. Death kill 187. Yeah, okay. All right. Got it. But no, but it's a lien. Oh, what are you touching over there? What are you doing? This is a candy bar. Okay. Then we got. Oh yeah, it was sent in from |
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