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Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2024

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Remember that time you were sitting at home with your family and the robot vacuum started screaming racial slurs at everyone? It has happened. Let's talk about that, how annoying it would be to have to go bowling every single day, donating part of your liver to a complete stranger, your wife having sex with your brother, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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0:30.7	Speeding, summary circus family. I'm not trying to brag but Kathy and I figured out something. Oh and I want to pass it along to everybody.
1:01.0	Sexually? No, oh,'m not not now I'm hoping for
1:06.3	something cool so for a boner mmm well maybe like a breakthrough like maybe
1:11.0	something I could use oh yeah this is something to get, I don't know, spice it up a little bit.
1:15.6	Yeah, a little, maybe a twist at the end instead of the swirl, like Seinfeld.
1:19.2	That's the key, yeah.
1:21.1	No, I, you mint some jalapenos.
1:24.2	You gotta get some melted butle butter and you put the melted butter on the popcorn
1:29.2	and then the minced jalapenos all over your popcorn.
1:33.0	Oh, oh, it's like a flaky jalapenos.
1:35.0	Yeah, well, no, I'm just the smallest little pieces of some wet
1:38.0	jalapenos.
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