Can You Don't? | Superman. Escape Room. Hair. Evil Elmo.

Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2023

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Have you ever dreamed of having antisemitic slurs yelled at you by some dude dressed up as Elmo? If yes, we have some great news! Let's talk about that, imagining if Superman had a crippling fear of heights, why are some movie theatre candies wrapped in the LOUDEST PLASTIC EVER INVENTED, completing your flying lesson with a dead instructor, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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0:00.0	Superman, escape room, hair, evil almo
0:22.0	Joe, this is 40. 40 is a big one. That feels nice. It does. I feel much better. I feel like I'm just
0:29.8	do for a mid-life crisis. This is the episode that we start the mid-life crisis. We'll buy a motorcycle.
0:35.4	We're like, oh, you plan some weird trip your family didn't want to go on. Buy a car that you didn't
0:40.4	tell your wife about. You buy a fucking giant TV. And you just, you know, take that picture of your
0:44.6	family and don't tell anybody. You're bringing it home. Just stuff like that. Stuff like that. It's
0:50.3	just usual turning 40 stuff. We're in the mask again. I appreciate that. Don't want to get you sick. By
0:57.0	the time these episodes come out, if you're still sick, if you're still sick, then I think you
1:03.1	need to go to the doctor. Hopefully I will be, when this episode comes out, we'll be on the beach
1:08.0	somewhere. And hopefully it won't be sick. No, but if I am sick, I'll be on the beach sick, which always
1:13.8	helps. And I will pretend like I'm in a cooler spot. You'll be like, hey, Joe, call me. Yeah. What's
1:18.2	going on? I'm like, oh, fuck. It's going to take something up. Shit, I just got to the Bahamas.
1:22.7	Yeah. Yeah. He's like, what? Like, but in reality, I'm eating pringles on my couch. I'm in
1:27.3	Mary'sville, Washington, Washington, 13 year old basketball game at a high school gym.
1:35.4	Right. Well, that's actually more accurate. Exactly what that is. We, we record a bonus stuff on
1:41.6	the back end of every episode. If you want to hear it, sign up, support us on Patreon.
1:44.8	Be a part of the gaggle. That is patreon.com. So I just can't, you don't podcast. Hey,
1:48.6	trust day. If I may. So for one of Mexico, that's on the in the back. Yeah, they trust
1:54.6	day on the back end. How do you say that? How do you say anal, anal? Yeah. Let me speak in a
2:00.4	back ends. I'm gonna say anal. I think that feels important. It feels like I do you want to try
2:08.4	anal? It's like, no, it's like one of those. Let's see. Wait, wait. Listen. I'm not. I'm not.
2:21.7	Just the same. It's the same word. There's pronounced it differently. There you want to
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