Can You Don't? | Peanut Butter. Nuclear Codes. Umbrella. Peeled Arm.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 15 March 2023
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Have you ever pondered how extremely important font choice is when getting a tattoo? Gang tattoos would look pretty goofy in Wingdings. Let's talk about that, getting all the skin on your arm completely peeled off, Rihanna being the official soundtrack in Hell, why do some people hide their toaster, and more on today's episode of Can You Dont?!
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| 0:00.0 | Peanut Butter, Nuclear Codes, Umbrella, Field Arm |
| 0:22.0 | Episode 39 of Can You Don't Cry Guy |
| 0:25.0 | That's how old I am |
| 0:26.0 | 39? Oh yeah, we're gonna be 40 |
| 0:28.0 | Yeah, I'll be next week's episode age |
| 0:30.0 | Next week? Yeah, but in April |
| 0:32.0 | Yeah, we tried the guy remember guessing that months ago like we'll 40 be on my birthday |
| 0:36.0 | And it turns out a lot |
| 0:38.0 | That's fine, close |
| 0:40.0 | We're not even close, missed it by a long shot |
| 0:42.0 | No, you have a mask on? |
| 0:44.0 | I do have a mask on |
| 0:46.0 | Not like a scary mask |
| 0:48.0 | No, we're not wearing like a screen mask |
| 0:50.0 | Old school COVID, old school COVID mask |
| 0:52.0 | It's like a generic bane |
| 0:54.0 | Yeah, and it kind of like |
| 0:56.0 | It had a point to it, it looked like a beak |
| 0:58.0 | But it's like someone snipped the end of a beak off and it kind of |
| 1:02.0 | He's rubber banded to your face |
| 1:04.0 | It's not to get you sick |
| 1:06.0 | You're a sick guy |
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