Can You Don't? | Tennis Balls. Cowboy. Childbirth. Garden Hose.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2024
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Summary
Imagine two rival gangs facing off in an alley. The hatred they have for each other has been stewing for a little over 35 years and FINALLY... it's time to settle the score. Now, imagine that all the gang members are riding unicycles. Let's talk about that, whether or not flipping a coin is truly 50/50 odds, getting terrorized by random cows for over two years, what the heck is wrong with Bryan's left eye, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Tennis balls, cowboy, childbirth, garden hose. I I am so thankful for our listeners and just |
| 0:25.0 | happy to be here. |
| 0:27.0 | I am so thankful for your friendship. |
| 0:31.0 | I am so thankful for our listeners and just. for your |
| 0:35.0 | I am so thankful for our listeners and just I mean I |
| 0:37.2 | Want to know what the fuck happened to your eye |
| 0:39.0 | What is that? |
| 0:42.2 | Get in there, Zach. |
| 0:43.0 | I know, I wish we could zoom in. |
| 0:45.0 | Hello. |
| 0:46.0 | What the fuck is happening? |
| 0:48.0 | I see you got in a fight. |
| 0:49.0 | I think it's a sty. |
| 0:51.0 | I think it's a sty. |
| 0:52.0 | You know you could tell you? A doctor? Yeah. Yeah well I haven't been able to get to the doctor. There's a lot of shit going on. |
| 0:58.4 | Looks like you're just kind of winking at me, but also kind of got stung by a bee? I would say it looks more like stung by the bee. |
| 1:05.8 | But you know what it didn't stop me from doing? |
| 1:09.3 | What? Solving this mini-Q. Oh, look at you. |
| 1:13.0 | Did it right as we finished it right as we were... |
| 1:15.0 | Oh my goodness. |
| 1:17.0 | A lot of people had a lot of things to say about our Rubik's cube talk. |
| 1:20.0 | Yeah. |
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