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Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2024

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Imagine bringing a newborn baby to a rave... and then getting upset when everyone else around you wasn't super supportive about you bringing a f*&$ING newborn baby to a rave. Let's talk about that, weird ass things you never knew about the human body, actually owing money after trying to get money for amputating your own legs, getting addicted to solving Rubik's Cubes, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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0:00.0	Tongue Cake, Cupcake, Four Eyes, Rubix Cube. Whoa six away from 100 I mean we'll figure out probably five minutes before 100 like oh shit
0:29.7	That's right done something special that would have been a good idea.
0:34.0	Yeah, one-on-one's probably cooler.
0:35.4	We just do one-on-one.
0:36.1	Yeah, it'll be podcast 101.
0:38.0	Mm. Nice.
0:39.3	Nice.
0:40.3	There. No education.
0:41.3	I like that.
0:42.3	I like that. I like that. Oh, thought I was going to get it already I was like shit
0:44.6	I had a show just started I didn't have a cue up I had to I don't know what I was doing I guess didn't get to the
0:48.6	right page on the old I just saw you reaching for something I can get you. Oh, yeah.
0:53.0	There you go.
0:54.0	Yeah.
0:55.0	Good. Because it felt like, you know when you're like you're going to sneeze and then it goes away and you're like,
0:59.0	damn it.
1:00.0	Just get it out.
1:01.0	You're like tickling your nose to do, get to go looking at the sun doing anything you can I was just gonna ask I've never been a sun looker it's gotta be it's gotta be far enough into it where it's like on the verge and then the sun puts it over the top.
1:14.4	Really? Yeah. I want to use like 50 times every time I go outside in the sun.
1:18.5	Yeah. Maybe you're allergic to sunshine. The earth? Yeah, or plants. Yeah, maybe the earth tried to kill you. Sounds fair. That is true. It is. Yeah.
1:27.3	Andlessly. Yeah. Endlessly trying to get you. If there's something you want to see on the show, send it into Hey guys.
1:33.4	I thought the way, I thought the world was made perfect for us.
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