Can You Don't? | Terminated. Water Fountain. Next. Hairy Shoes.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2025
⏱️ 83 minutes
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If you had magic semen that could cure any disease in the world... would you walk around children's hospitals and be a hero, or would you avoid them because... you know... that could get very awkward? Let's talk about that, Bryan getting flipped off everywhere he goes, what some evil piece of shit did in an Orlando airport, why can't anyone figure out to effectively talk about their plans 'next weekend', and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Terminated Water Fountain Next Harry Shoes |
| 0:05.0 | Ah, the smell of spray paint. |
| 0:26.1 | I'm hot, dude. |
| 0:27.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:27.7 | So, looking, ah. |
| 0:31.1 | What is it? |
| 0:32.2 | I mean, 420 has its own thing. |
| 0:34.8 | Do people that huff paint fumes have their own cool number? |
| 0:37.7 | Is there a national... |
| 0:38.5 | Let's see, is there National Paint Day? |
| 0:41.4 | National Paint Huffing Day? |
| 0:43.4 | You want to get high? |
| 0:44.9 | You want to get high? |
| 0:46.8 | National painting week. |
| 0:48.5 | Oh, we get a whole week? |
| 0:51.1 | Damn. |
| 0:51.4 | Let's see. |
| 0:52.2 | Is there a national painting? |
| 0:53.6 | February 3rd, American Painters Day. What about paint huffing? Damn. Let's see. Is there a national painting? February 3rd American Painters Day. |
| 0:56.0 | What about Paint Huffing? |
| 0:57.7 | Hmm. |
| 0:58.2 | Well, you need a normal day. |
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