Can You Don't? | Seat Settings. Rope Swing. Toes. Shingles.

Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2025

⏱️ 84 minutes

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If you had to take a blind guess, how much do you think someone could sell a couple severed, dog-vomit covered human toes for on the black market? Never thought that would be a question we would ask ahead of today's episode. Let's talk about that, what Joe is really thinking about when riding in the car, probably the most messed up use for AI thus far, what's ok to adjust when borrowing someone's vehicle, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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0:00.0	Seed settings, rope swing, toes, shingles.
0:05.0	I mean a 145 feels pretty good.
0:24.5	It's not a round.
0:25.7	It's not a round number in a technical term.
0:28.2	I mean, it feels good.
0:29.8	There's a hole in the four.
0:30.9	Yeah.
0:31.2	Five more will be at 150.
0:33.1	Wow.
0:33.3	If my math is correct.
0:34.7	It is.
0:35.4	What a stretch.
0:36.7	Yep.
0:37.6	I can add five. I mean, I'm no fucking math rocket science. You it? What a stretch. Yep. I can add five.
0:38.6	I mean, I'm no fucking math rocket science.
0:40.5	You know, I know, uh, I know a guy.
0:42.8	I'm an optometrist.
0:43.7	It's just not a.
0:45.2	How's the shingles doing?
0:46.9	sucks.
0:49.2	Brian might have shingles.
0:51.0	I will.
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