Can You Don't? | Timeout. Microwave. Garage Door. Proud Dads.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 8 March 2023
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Remember that one time you went to a birthday party in a hotel room, got bored and decided to poop on a plate, stick in the microwave, press 99:99, then leave the party? Let's talk about that, proud and not so proud memories we have with our children, how many people growing up had sex with their friend's mom, plowing into a parked car and somehow getting a promotion because of it, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Time out. Microwave. Garage door. Proud dads. |
| 0:22.0 | Can you don't? |
| 0:24.0 | That is a good time. |
| 0:27.0 | Have fun having a good time. |
| 0:30.0 | Hey, Joe. |
| 0:33.0 | I can't hear you. |
| 0:36.0 | Oh, you're making fun of my jacket. Am I? |
| 0:39.0 | I'm color blind. |
| 0:42.0 | What does this look like to you? |
| 0:44.0 | Yellow. |
| 0:46.0 | It's bright yellow. |
| 0:48.0 | Maybe that's one of the colors it's not blind? |
| 0:51.0 | Explain. |
| 0:53.0 | I have to explain color blindness too. |
| 0:55.0 | Most everybody is like, oh, what? |
| 0:57.0 | They always hold something to my face. |
| 0:59.0 | I'm like, dude, it's fucking red. |
| 1:01.0 | It's all right in your face. |
| 1:03.0 | It's all the shades in between. |
| 1:05.0 | Now it's just blurry. |
| 1:07.0 | Maybe I'll have a whole talk on it. |
| 1:09.0 | You can ever do that when they want to show you something. |
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