Can You Don't? | Toast. Airbag. Windshield Wipers. Sock Puppet.

Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2023

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Can you imagine trying to order some juice in a foreign country and then the next second you're surrounded by police because your translation app said you wanted a grenade instead? Let's talk about that, the worst school janitor in the history of school janitors, your husband talking to you while using his cum-sock as a sock puppet, why do windshield wipers still suck so much, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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0:00.0	Tost, Airbag, windshield wipers, sock puppet.
0:06.0	I have wonderful news for episodes of People Wow, coming in hot.
0:26.0	I have great news.
0:29.0	It's a terrible riddle, but you're going to figure it out.
0:33.0	Yes, you got their TSA pre-check.
0:36.0	Not you.
0:37.0	No, what's up?
0:39.0	No, I got it, guys.
0:41.0	So if you can get it, I can get it, because I've wondered.
0:44.0	You've unknifeed.
0:45.0	Yeah, you haven't done any knife things.
0:47.0	I have my knife, but I leave it at home.
0:49.0	Well, we all think we do until you don't.
0:53.0	That's kind of how that goes.
0:55.0	Nice.
0:56.0	Scary.
0:57.0	Yeah.
0:58.0	Look at that pop.
0:59.0	Yeah, still pops good.
1:00.0	Still pops good.
1:01.0	That's nice.
1:02.0	Yeah.
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