Can You Don't? | Truth. Truck. Sugar. Useless Baby.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 22 November 2023
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Be honest. If Arnold Schwarzenegger and a baby were both drowning in a pool and you could only save one of them... you'd at least consider saving Arnold. Let's talk about that, doing a good deed but then thanking yourself in the local newspaper afterwards, the world's worst detective, pouring sugar on your butthole, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Truth, truck, sugar, useless baby. |
| 0:22.0 | If you have a 50 cent piece, Brian, and I give you a quarter. |
| 0:28.2 | How many cents do you have? |
| 0:30.2 | Wait, say it again. |
| 0:32.2 | I was trying to think of it as a trick. |
| 0:34.2 | Is it a trick? |
| 0:35.2 | No, 75. |
| 0:36.2 | 75, that's the episode number houses. |
| 0:38.2 | Oh, trying to. |
| 0:39.2 | Well, that's why I want it. |
| 0:40.2 | Can you say it again? |
| 0:41.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:42.2 | Can you just play the... |
| 0:43.2 | No, what's 50 cent piece? |
| 0:45.2 | Yeah, plus, and I give you a quarter. |
| 0:46.2 | Well, no. |
| 0:47.2 | Do I have a 50 cent piece? |
| 0:48.2 | No, I gave it to you. |
| 0:49.2 | Okay. |
| 0:50.2 | And then I gave you a quarter. |
| 0:51.2 | Oh, no, 75. |
| 0:52.2 | See, I knew it. |
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