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Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Be honest. If Arnold Schwarzenegger and a baby were both drowning in a pool and you could only save one of them... you'd at least consider saving Arnold. Let's talk about that, doing a good deed but then thanking yourself in the local newspaper afterwards, the world's worst detective, pouring sugar on your butthole, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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0:00.0	Truth, truck, sugar, useless baby.
0:22.0	If you have a 50 cent piece, Brian, and I give you a quarter.
0:28.2	How many cents do you have?
0:30.2	Wait, say it again.
0:32.2	I was trying to think of it as a trick.
0:34.2	Is it a trick?
0:35.2	No, 75.
0:36.2	75, that's the episode number houses.
0:38.2	Oh, trying to.
0:39.2	Well, that's why I want it.
0:40.2	Can you say it again?
0:41.2	Yeah.
0:42.2	Can you just play the...
0:43.2	No, what's 50 cent piece?
0:45.2	Yeah, plus, and I give you a quarter.
0:46.2	Well, no.
0:47.2	Do I have a 50 cent piece?
0:48.2	No, I gave it to you.
0:49.2	Okay.
0:50.2	And then I gave you a quarter.
0:51.2	Oh, no, 75.
0:52.2	See, I knew it.
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