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Can You Don't?

Can You Don't? | Truth. Truck. Sugar. Useless Baby.

Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

Scared To Death, Insane People, Is We Dumb, Bryan Albrandt, Comedy Podcast, Sexual Fantasy, Funniest, Bad Magic Productions, New, Arts, Stupid Criminals, Funny, Improv, Tiktok, Paisley Productions, Comedy, Trending, Viral Videos, Dan Cummins, Timesuck, Insane, Joe Paisley, Can You Dont

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Be honest. If Arnold Schwarzenegger and a baby were both drowning in a pool and you could only save one of them... you'd at least consider saving Arnold. Let's talk about that, doing a good deed but then thanking yourself in the local newspaper afterwards, the world's worst detective, pouring sugar on your butthole, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Truth, truck, sugar, useless baby.

0:22.0

If you have a 50 cent piece, Brian, and I give you a quarter.

0:28.2

How many cents do you have?

0:30.2

Wait, say it again.

0:32.2

I was trying to think of it as a trick.

0:34.2

Is it a trick?

0:35.2

No, 75.

0:36.2

75, that's the episode number houses.

0:38.2

Oh, trying to.

0:39.2

Well, that's why I want it.

0:40.2

Can you say it again?

0:41.2

Yeah.

0:42.2

Can you just play the...

0:43.2

No, what's 50 cent piece?

0:45.2

Yeah, plus, and I give you a quarter.

0:46.2

Well, no.

0:47.2

Do I have a 50 cent piece?

0:48.2

No, I gave it to you.

0:49.2

Okay.

0:50.2

And then I gave you a quarter.

0:51.2

Oh, no, 75.

0:52.2

See, I knew it.

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