Can You Don't? | Toaster Steak. Glass Jar. Spikes. Covered Wagon.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 17 January 2024
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Can you imagine ordering an Uber and some dude named Jebadiah rolls up in a covered wagon, ready to take you and your friends downtown? Let's talk about that, setting up a living room scene around a massive pothole, extracting semen from your dead husband in order to have another baby, using an old overhead projector to communicate during sexy time, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Toaster Steak, Glass Jar, Spikes, Covered Wagon 83. Yeah. that's pretty exciting. West Welker? Was he 83? |
| 0:28.0 | You're... I don't know. |
| 0:30.0 | Could be... |
| 0:32.0 | Could be 83 years since the Mariners have won. |
| 0:34.0 | They still got it. |
| 0:36.0 | All right. |
| 0:37.0 | You still got it. |
| 0:38.0 | You know what I mean? |
| 0:39.0 | Come on. |
| 0:40.0 | He's right. |
| 0:41.0 | Fuck off. |
| 0:42.0 | Thanks to everybody who supports us on Patreon |
| 0:44.0 | That's how you get the bonus content we go we keep going on the back end of every episode so just sign up |
| 0:49.0 | Just sign up |
| 0:50.0 | To work the cell job no but it's the biggest cell job ever. |
| 0:52.6 | No, but it's the biggest way to support the show. |
| 0:54.8 | Right. |
| 0:55.2 | Patron.com slash Can You Don't Podcast. |
| 0:58.2 | Send stuff into the show at hey guys at can you don't |
| 1:00.6 | podcast.com. |
| 1:01.7 | We are going to be recording because Brian's going on a trip |
| 1:05.4 | and I'm going on a trip, and it's, |
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