Can You Don't? | Simulation. Tamale. MRI. Hazmat Suit.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 10 January 2024
⏱️ 92 minutes
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Have you ever come across a bathroom attendant while out and about at a fancy bar or restaurant? Have you ever thought about how funny it would be if there was an attendant in a bathroom that didn't have any stalls? Let's talk about that, stealing pictures of food and claiming you made them on social media, the chances that we're all living in a simulation right now, shooting yourself in the butt because you took a gun into an MRI machine, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Simulation, Tamale, MRI, Hasmat suit. Back in the saddle baby. |
| 0:24.0 | I'm back in the saddle again. |
| 0:27.0 | I'm Zach! |
| 0:28.0 | And he's back in his little room again. |
| 0:32.0 | Actually your name is Joe. |
| 0:33.2 | Oh, yeah, you're Joe. |
| 0:34.6 | Thank you. |
| 0:35.1 | It has been, what, it's been a while, a couple weeks. |
| 0:39.5 | We took off, had to do a little vacate, went down and saw some family in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas. |
| 0:48.0 | It was fun. You know what I saw? |
| 0:50.0 | Yeah, it's, it's every time I go back. It's what the fuck. Like what every other city? It's like what do you get what are we doing? Look at Austin. |
| 1:00.6 | Texas doesn't like it though. Any, well too bad. And any place you go in Austin, you're like this might be the coolest restaurant I've ever been to. And you're like, anyway, where were you at next? Get a little nap and then you go to that one, |
| 1:13.4 | you're like, this might be the coolest restaurant |
| 1:15.8 | I've ever been to. |
| 1:17.2 | The city's just fucking cool. |
| 1:18.8 | It's funny though, the way people, |
| 1:20.4 | like people outside of Austin view it. It's kind of like the Eastern |
| 1:23.6 | Washington people how they feel about Seattle. Yeah. It's just they just |
| 1:27.3 | fucking hate it. Or how everybody feels about Idaho? Yeah. You're like have you ever |
| 1:32.2 | been? They're like no but I don't want to. It's like, maybe take a peek. Yeah, it's gorgeous. Take a pig, it's beautiful. |
| 1:38.0 | Beautiful. I, but I saw my first cyber truck. |
| 1:43.0 | What you think? |
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