Can You Don't? | Toilet Paper. Tool Bag. Piano. Piss Goose.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 January 2024
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Does it drive you insane when someone doesn't finish common household tasks completely? Let's talk about that, not knowing that you had a pair of freakin' chopsticks jammed up in your brain, why do a lot of us hide the toilet paper in the bathroom, having to be breast fed by your mom for the rest of your life, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Toilet Paper, Toolbag, Piano, Piscus. Happy New Year, everybody. |
| 0:24.0 | What is it, 2024? |
| 0:27.0 | 2024. |
| 0:28.0 | Whoo! Fuck yeah. |
| 0:30.0 | It's gonna be the best year. |
| 0:32.0 | Yeah, that was a fast year. |
| 0:33.7 | Was it? |
| 0:34.7 | 2023 flew by. |
| 0:36.1 | Yeah, I had a lot of fun and new adventures in 2023 and I'm looking forward to the new |
| 0:41.2 | year. |
| 0:42.2 | Isn't it funny how we act like the new year's like some fresh start and really it's just another day. |
| 0:48.0 | It's just a made up thing. |
| 0:49.0 | We made up a time when it starts over. |
| 0:51.0 | Maybe just messes with all everybody's psyche. |
| 0:54.5 | And we're like, oh, I'm gonna eat better, |
| 0:56.2 | I'm gonna exercise, and then two weeks into it, |
| 0:59.1 | you're right back to your old ways. |
| 1:00.5 | He's like, God, this just reminds me |
| 1:01.6 | this shitty old me I was last year. |
| 1:03.0 | It was my, God, it was pretty fun last year though. |
| 1:06.0 | God, man. |
| 1:07.0 | I had a blast. |
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