Can You Don't? | Turnip. Hotwire. Priapism. Excitebike.
Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 18 October 2023
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Pro Tip: If you find yourself attending an 'end of life party' for a friend, do not ask to take a sip of their life ending cocktail just to see what it tastes like. Let's talk about that, some super neat facts about Halloween, a telltale sign you're from a small town, a McDonald's bathroom story from literal hell, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | Turn Up, Hotwire, Priapism, Excite Bike Oh, You son a bitch! |
| 0:27.0 | 70! |
| 0:28.0 | 70! |
| 0:30.0 | We made it. |
| 0:32.0 | When we started I was like the one thing we're not going to do is the 70s episode. |
| 0:35.0 | Is there anything significant about that? |
| 0:38.0 | Uh, no. |
| 0:40.0 | Walter Jones is 70, number 71. Well that's not Hall of Fame you can't just |
| 0:45.2 | pull in numbers that aren't today can you huh no well I'm like well |
| 0:50.2 | fuck and he's name other something well and then this guy is |
| 0:52.8 | fucking 52 was really good he was really good we'll talk about him next |
| 0:57.0 | maybe the best left tackle ever of all time yeah |
| 1:00.0 | cool cool shit, dude. |
| 1:03.0 | Hi, welcome the show, Joe. |
| 1:05.0 | Thanks, man. |
| 1:06.0 | And Zach, Brian. |
| 1:07.0 | Hey, welcome to the family everybody. |
| 1:09.0 | Let me do it for you. |
| 1:10.0 | Or whatever. |
| 1:11.0 | Let me do it for you. |
| 1:14.0 | Support us on Patreon. |
| 1:15.4 | You'll find a link in the episode description. |
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