Can You Don't? | Beans. Lonely. Game Show. Businessman.

Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2023

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Does the thought of watching someone rub cake in their armpits turn you on? How about the thought of standing naked in the kitchen and pouring beans all over your body? Or how about simply seeing a shoe under some boobs? If yes, you are going to LOVE this episode! Let's talk about that, dragging a dead body around Target, a new shock video we didn't have the balls to watch, how lame it would be to get denied a date based solely off the look of your dong, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!

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0:00.0	Beans. Lonely. Game show. Businessmen.
0:22.0	Well, I'm a little silly goose today.
0:24.0	69. I forgot to just plug in. Oh my god.
0:28.0	Oh, god. No, we're kind of kind of russian a little bit today. Everybody. Sorry about that.
0:33.0	Do you got to get out of here to cook up your kid? I got to get out of here and start packing for a fucking camping trip.
0:38.0	I have to pick up some of them up. Oh, not just one. Just leave one.
0:42.0	Yeah. See, you're good, right? Yeah, I'm fine, dad. I can do this.
0:46.0	Okay. I can't get a gardener. I'll leave him. Yeah, episode 69.
0:50.0	Yeah.
0:52.0	I just to wrap up some more of my legal adventures. Oh, you get.
0:56.0	Well, I got out of that, that texting and driving ticket. So, oh, good. I got the proof.
1:01.0	We have the proof right here. Proofs in the pudding. That's all I said.
1:05.0	You need the proof. That's it. It's all I said to the judge.
1:09.0	I was like, hey, man, proofs in the pudding. You just brought him a, you brought him a thing of like jello pudding.
1:14.0	He opens it up, digs his spoon in, and it just the piece of paper just, I didn't do it.
1:19.0	He takes a bite. He's like,
1:23.0	yeah, I didn't do it. He's like, that's, you know, that's pretty good.
1:27.0	That's pretty good. Good enough for me.
1:29.0	With it being episode 69, we're doing a thick ass girthy hog today.
1:33.0	Oh, yeah.
1:34.0	A big ol' dick right in the middle. So, and there's some good stuff.
1:37.0	A big ol' Joe in the middle.
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