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Can You Don't?
Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 5 April 2023
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Who was the first person to look at a wild horse and be all like, "Imma climb on it." Let's talk about that, a plumber falling asleep in your crawlspace for three hours, setting up a drum-set on the side of the freeway to waste time, having to clean an entire semi-truck with your tongue, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
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| 0:00.0 | We haven't done sports in a while and I have to say because it's 42 it's Jackie Robinson |
| 0:27.4 | baseball started and it was hoping the Mariners are undefeated at this point. |
| 0:32.0 | Uh-huh. |
| 0:32.6 | It's tomorrow from the time that we're recording this tomorrow's opening dance and then we're |
| 0:37.1 | going the weekend for a couple of games. |
| 0:40.3 | So hopefully I'm happy when this comes out and if next episode you're super sad well |
| 0:46.0 | we all we all know what happened to you at episode 42 man moving right along yeah almost |
| 0:51.3 | to 50. |
| 0:52.3 | I remember it crews right around and we're going to hit that year mark which will be a little |
| 0:56.5 | bit you know shifted less something horrible happens again if the world ends I mean |
| 1:01.1 | sorry but we can't control that. |
| 1:03.1 | Well we're in a basement what if the whole world got nuked and we were down here and |
| 1:08.1 | we just kept recording well be hard to make a living off of it but that's beside |
| 1:14.2 | the one would be the last podcast last podcast we sure was that podcast on the left on |
| 1:18.5 | the left that's left that's all the last podcast that's left uh yeah so thank you guys so |
| 1:23.4 | much everyone who supports us on patreon if you do not go do it patreon.com slash can |
| 1:30.4 | you don't podcast there's so many emails that come in like the little sign off to say |
| 1:35.1 | sexy honk which I think is just something you you that would never exist those two words |
| 1:41.2 | together sexy honk the sexy honk but not a honk no yeah that's a that's a typo honky |
| 1:46.6 | honk sexy sexy well yeah I mean treat your own additional content in the end of every |
| 1:53.9 | single episode if you do support us on patreon so there's that and then send stuff in guys |
| 1:58.0 | whatever you want to hear on the show hey guys it can you don't podcast.com and then if |
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