Welcome to the Judge John Hotchman Podcast. I'm Bail of Jesse Thorne this week, Cease and

D-list. Abby brings the case against her husband Tyler. Tyler loves to make top five lists about anything and everything.

He especially loves quizzing strangers about their top five lists. He says he's just trying to get to know people.

Abby says he's number one annoying with a bullet.

Who's right, who's wrong? Only one can decide. Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom

and presents an obscure cultural reference.

One, any song by the mountain goats.

Two, any quote from Augustus and I Claudius.

Three, the third man theme by Anton Karis. Four, the rainbow connection is sung by Tom Waits. Five, I was thinking we could take care of it right here in Brainerd.

Bail of Jesse Thorne, please swear them in.

Please, Abby and Tyler, please rise and raise your right hands.

Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God or whatever?

I do.

Yes.

Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling despite the fact that he's not

in my top five cast members of the movie baby mama.

Wow yes a lot of good more attorneys in that. I love more attorney. She's my favorite.

Jason Manzukis is in it. It's fair.

Fourte. It's okay. I got it. I know that they're on a day.

Tina Fe. Steve Martin I got it. I know that there are a Ciney-Fay, Steve Martin is in it.

Mm-hmm.

There's a lot of great people in baby mama.

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