Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm not Bail of Jesse Thorne. It's me, your Judge John Hodgman, letting you know that this week's episode was recorded live on stage at Park West in Chicago, Illinois.

This was the first time on our Van Freaks Roadshow that we actually had a

guest from GBH's Antiques Road. Specifically, Deborah Miller, a great textile and clothing

appraiser, and she was amazing.

We had a blast.

You'll hear all about it when you get there

to the stage at the Park West Chicago.

So why am I still talking? Let's go.

Chicago. Chicago, you came to us seeking justice and we came to you to deliver it right here at the world famous Park

West.

The court of Judge John Hodgman is now in session.

Let's bring out our first set of litigants.

Please welcome to the stage, Susan and Dunn.

Tonight's case,

Drual of law.

Susan brings the case against her boyfriend Doug.

Doug licks his fingers when he's eating.

Susan can't stand it.

Who's right, who's wrong, only one can decide,

please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom

and delivers an obscure cultural reference. broke a bottle on Morgan's head and I've been stepping on the devil's tail cross the stripe of

full moon's head through the bars of a Cuban jail

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