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Puddles with Andrew and Brenna

Celsius, Stealing, & Shitting Yourself | Ep # 52 | Puddles

Puddles with Andrew and Brenna

Andrew Collin

Comedy

4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

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Welcome to Puddles. Andrew and Brenna joke about everything, mostly their own relationship. In this episode, we cover evacuating from the LA fires, our opinions on Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni's lawsuits, needing adult diapers, and falling iguanas in Florida.


Andrew gets superhero strength from a Celsius, Brenna talks smear campaigns, and the post-wedding depression kicks in. Thanks for sticking with us, Puddleheads!


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CHAPTERS

00:00 - One for you, One for me

03:30 - Post-wedding depression

05:00 - Evacuating from the fires

10:30 - Packing a go-bag

18:00 - Letting Mel laugh

21:00 - Ordering room service

23:00 - Shitting yourself… again

27:30 - Snews

29:00 - Cardi B

34:00 - It Ends With Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively

38:30 - Falling pandas

41:00 - Animals are like wives

43:00 - Sloppy boy


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Theme song performed by: Ed Glaser

Ending song written by: Andrew Collin

Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner

Produced by: Melanie Meisner

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:04.6

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0:09.9

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0:24.8

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0:41.4

Well, I'm a puddle boy and she's a puddle girl.

0:47.0

The Puddles podcast is starting real soon.

0:52.3

Hi, welcome to Puddles.

0:56.9

It's your host, Andrew Collin, joined by my co-host.

1:00.6

Brenna LaRocque, sometimes Brenna Collin, depending on the day.

1:02.2

Depending on the hour.

1:05.8

Depending on if I go and get paper towels or not.

1:08.1

We've been talking about getting paper or towels all day.

1:10.9

He finally goes to get them and then gets everything but paper towels. You literally were supposed to get only paper towels and then did not. I just,

1:17.2

you know what it is? It's your ADHD. That's what it is. That's true. End of discussion.

1:23.4

That's pretty much where it ends. But I went, I don't, I don't think I've ever gotten paper towel.

1:28.1

I think I've gotten paper towels maybe one time at Whole Foods.

1:30.4

I just don't think paper towels when I think whole foods.

1:34.3

I think blueberries and foods that are whole and Greek yogurt and all all the healthy things i always get the nine same things

1:46.2

our life is very boring but we have been stealing from there so that's cool we haven't been

1:51.0

what no i'm not stealing you're stealing huh you steal i feel like it's time we come out no i'm not

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