Chapter 139

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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🗓️ 29 April 2023

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Chapter 139, Goffamer. It's 8:15am on 29th April and another day of stone clearing begins. Richard tries to encourage his many teenage fans to enjoy their lives whilst they are young and tries to sort out whether you need to clear teeth from the stocean, plus experiences one of the many dangers of nature that can afflict the inattentive stone clearer. He cheats in the game of human cheff and is nearly discovered at the last minute, but otherwise it's a run of the mill, slightly sexy, stone clear.

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0:00.0	Stone clearing with Richard Herring. Hello, my finest friends, 815 on the uh the 20 29th of April, 20.
0:45.3	Welcome to Chapter 139.
0:48.3	Do you ever suddenly step back from it? I think, what am I doing? Why have I wasted all this time doing something
0:55.8	ridiculous? Look at the volume of ridiculous stuff I've done because not me and luckily I do,
1:03.3	I've done 139 chapters of stone clearing which will live on through the ages.
1:15.7	So I'm assumed even if my wall is knocked down,
1:20.3	these podcasts are as solid as a mountain.
1:26.6	And we'll always be here because mountains never disappear.
1:31.6	And knowledge is permanent and stone clearing will always be of interest to any sentient being and non-sentient being
1:38.3	and the universe itself when the universe implodes in on itself and is destroyed, these podcasts will be the last thing
1:47.1	beaming out into nothingness forever. That's my wish and hope and belief. You might believe
1:56.6	in God. I do. I believe in stone gods. You might believe in democracy. That's what I believe. And you can't
2:05.1	criticize anyone's belief or say it's wrong. Because it's what they believe and so therefore you have to
2:12.2	respect it. Right, just looking for stone for the alpha. Oh,icon account. Oh, there's a big one there.
2:18.5	I mean, relatively.
2:20.5	That's roughly on the Alphanoma again.
2:22.5	It's a bloody sunny day, my friends.
2:25.1	I'm not even wearing my Norface jacket.
2:28.2	North Face.
2:30.7	Sponsored by G.B. News.
2:33.3	So Norface are being sponsored by G.B. News. So North Face are being sponsored by G.B. News.
2:36.0	And then I'm sponsoring them and G.B. News.
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