Chapter 140

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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🗓️ 8 May 2023

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Chapter 140 Nurfery Rhymef. It's 9.29am on 7th May 2023 and the bunting is flying for King Charles the Turd. Richard has picked up another bug and the stocean is as sodden as an actual ocean, but stone clearing must be done. Richard ponders what the cuffs of trousers are called (it's cuffs if you're interested) and speculates about the genitalia of our new queen (maybe twice depending on when the tape went wrong) and sings a stone pole nursery rhyme which will be familiar to anyone who isn't a millennium. This podcast recognises no organic king, only the stone king.

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0:00.0	Stone clearing with Richard Herring. Hello, we are we are.
0:29.6	Come on, sweetie, yes. I know you're excited come here come here
0:40.2	it's it right you excited you're excited no just do you need the toilet again?
1:00.0	It's a little bit of a long wait for your wops, I'm sorry.
1:05.0	Oh, good. Pastor Bunting, hello, my fine friend.
1:07.0	It's the day after the coronation.
1:10.0	It's 929 on the 7th of May, 2021.
1:17.6	There's a zone starzy with a child, I know. Oh Hi there, we're going up there
1:32.3	Okay
1:34.3	All right, come on, good go
1:36.3	Welcome to
1:40.3	Chapter 140
1:42.3	They said it would never happen But here it is, chapter 140 they said it would never happen but here it is chapter 140 70 times 2 of
1:50.2	course very lucky number any multiple of 70 um and uh look for my big headphones this morning.
2:02.6	Couldn't find them.
2:03.6	It must be somewhere.
2:05.6	It's just the nature of things.
2:08.6	But so I'm on my small headphones, so apologies and my in-ear headphones,
2:13.6	which do keep falling out a bit until we'll see how this goes.
2:18.3	So it's been a rainy day.
2:21.3	Or at least there's just brushing against plants that are dampening me with their fluid.
2:28.3	The Stoian looking a beautiful grass green and Wolfie weeing straight away
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