Chelsea Handler | 50, Fearless & Giving Zero F*s!

Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

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Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy, Talk Radio

4.4 • 21.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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#819. Chelsea. Freaking. Handler. The legendary comedian, best-selling author, and unapologetic queen of telling it like it is joins the pod, and NOTHING is off-limits. Chelsea gets real about turning 50 (and why she finally has the body she wanted at 20), what led her to write this new book and why men have never been the center of her story. She spills on sexting a certain governor, how stacking small wins (and rejections) led to her break in comedy, and her love of… well, you’ll have to listen. Plus, her brutally honest thoughts on cancel culture, the biggest “oops” moment of her career, and why she refuses to fit into society’s mold of what a woman should be. Get a copy of Chelsea’s new book, I’ll Have What She’s Having, available now at chelseahandler.com/book. This one is hilarious, raw, and SO Chelsea. Buckle up! If you’re LOVING this podcast, please follow and leave a rating and review below! PLUS, FOLLOW OUR PODCAST INSTAGRAM HERE! Thank you to our Sponsors! Check out these deals! Audible: Go to Audible.com/Chrissypodcast or wherever you get your podcasts and start listening today. Boll & Branch: Get 15% off, plus free shipping on your first set of sheets at bollandbranch.com promo code VINE15. Nutrafol: Find out why over 4,500 healthcare professionals and stylists recommend Nutrafol for healthier hair! Nutrafol.com promo code VINE. BEAM: If you want to try Beam’s best-selling Dream Powder, get up to 40% off for a limited time when you go to shopBEAM.com/VINE and use code VINE. Pique Life: If you want to feel hydrated, energized, and actually glow from within, now’s the time—get 20% off plus a FREE frother and glass beaker at Piquelife.com/VINE. EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS: (8:05) – Chelsea on why men have never been the center of her story: "You’re not my story, you’re part of the story." (14:40) – Turning 50: "I have the body I wanted at 20 now at 50." (21:17) – Chelsea’s “big break” moment: "It was a bunch of little wins stacked up." (24:37) – Texting with Governor Cuomo: "I went on The View to declare my love for him..." (47:59) – The biggest “oops” moment of her career: "I forget that my boyfriend’s stories are theirs too..."

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0:00.0	This episode of Grape Therapy is brought to you by Audible. Go to audible.com slash Chrissy Podcasts
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0:47.5	off for a limited time when you go to shop b e a m dot com slash vine and use code vine.
0:55.6	I'm Caitlin Bristow. Your session is now starting.
1:00.0	And what are healthy?
1:03.0	Welcome to the...
1:04.6	Hey everybody. Welcome to Off the Vine podcast. I'm your host, Caitlin Bristow.
1:12.0	Another legendary guest I got to have on the podcast today.
1:15.2	She has been someone I've always looked up to, somebody who inspires me.
1:20.0	She did that on this podcast.
1:21.8	She's hilarious.
1:23.1	Just truly the most authentic version of herself who gives zero f*** you guessed it it's Chelsea Handler
1:29.1	so you don't drink a lot of water either
1:30.8	I don't I don't like water
1:33.1	I find it to be a real buzzkill
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