Chris is Becoming a Fighter | Ep. 196

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris learns all about Joshua Block aka "World of T-Shirts", he vents about paying people based on percentages, updates the amount of bowel movements tampa tony has made in the new american regime, tries to figure out what to do with Chrissy Chaos and then we ask Chris to go over in detail all of his different phases and fads. Uncommon Goods https://uncommongoods.com/chaos Prolon Life Go to https://ProlonLife.com/CHAOS for 15% off the 5-day nutrition program. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Race the rudder. Raise the sails. Raise the sales.
0:05.0	Captain, an unidentified ship approaching. Over.
0:07.7	Roger that. Wait. Is that an enterprise sales solution?
0:13.2	Reach sales professionals, not professional sailors.
0:17.0	With LinkedIn ads, you can target the right people by industry, job title and more more. To get 100 pounds of your first campaign, go to LinkedIn.com slash lead to claim your credit. That's LinkedIn.com slash lead. Terms and conditions apply.
0:30.5	Humda-l-l-la. Welcome to another episode of Chrissy Chaos. H-de-l-l-l-la. We got a great episode for you today. Today is another
0:40.7	solo. We're supposed to have a couple of guests on. All the guests canceled. So what can you do?
0:46.8	We're Chrissy solos again. We appreciate your love and support. We're going to talk about some
0:51.2	TikTok videos. We're going to dive into some personal life. We got John the
0:55.3	Father Grady sitting on the ones or twos with his headphones on like he's his brother. If you know
0:59.4	what that means, you know what that means. He's got he's just sitting there stimming out,
1:02.8	going wild because the Buffalo bills look like they're going to at least get to the Super Bowl this
1:06.7	year. And then we got Vito Baby Teeth,, Khalise, who has to leave again in an hour
1:11.9	because I guess I just don't pay enough. And this guy's starting to look. He's looking for a
1:16.2	percentage of my money like everyone else in my fucking life. So, and make no mistake, your days are
1:21.7	numbered. Okay. I'm going to make. I'm not messing around anymore, dude. I'm not giving everyone percentages of my income.
1:29.8	Okay?
1:30.2	I'm going to start paying family members to do my shit.
1:33.0	All right?
1:33.3	I don't have to give you a percentage of my income to book my flights.
1:35.6	I can book it on my app or have my nine-year-old do it.
1:38.1	Okay?
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