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Hey, there listeners. Welcome to Horror Movie Club, the show where two dudes who aren't quite nerds but not quite news.

Choose a horror movie each week to rate and review.

I'm Oshfin and I'm on the phone with Brian.

And on this week's episode, we're going to be talking about the 2022 horror film, Christmas Bloody Christmas, written and directed by Joe Begos, and starring Riley Dandy, Sam Delick, and Abraham Ben Rubby.

In this film, a robot Santa malfunctions and goes on a killing spree on Christmas Eve,

much to the chagrin of the town's residents.

If you're new to our show, we're going to have a spoiler-free discussion for the first 10 to 15 minutes,

then we'll take a quick break, you'll hear a little bit of music, and then we're going to minutes. Then we'll take a quick break.

You'll hear a little bit of music.

And then we're going to come back.

We'll talk about the plots.

We'll spoil the film and we'll review it.

And also, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everyone.

We hope you've been having a great holiday season so far

and getting some time to spend with family, friends,

loved ones, or just doing the things you love generally this time of year.

And I appreciate you spending some time with us to talk about this movie today.

Brian, how's your holiday going?

And what are your plans for the Christmas Day?

Well, yeah, full disclosure. We're're recording this what like almost a week before Christmas so so far so good

I think wife and I are both getting a little bit nervous about what all needs to happen before

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